Con prep week is like nothing else. You have conversations that never happen anywhere else.
Me: What’s up?
Them: Okay, we got this issue?
Me: Okay, shoot.
Them: We have zombies double booked with the Sci-fi panels.
Me: The zombies need to eat too.
Them: This is serious, you know the cosplay will get bad on both sides.
Me: Easy fix – The Umbrella Corp Presents The New Zombies of Science Fiction
Them: OMG you are a genius …
Me: Nope – but you owe me a diet Mt. Dew …
Welcome to my world ……